FOR RECTAL USE ONLY, 40 x 12, PAPER, Black print on Red Label, 800 per roll
LABEL – FOR RECTAL USE ONLY, 40 x 12, 800p/rl
$22.00
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Overview
Description
FOR RECTAL USE ONLY – 12mm x 40mm, Paper with permanent acrylic latex free adhesive, Black print on Red Label, 800 per roll on 25mm core in box
Specifications
| SKU | AL/MES607/800 |
|---|---|
| Pack Quantity | 800 per roll on 25mm core in box |
| Material | PAPER |
| Label Size | 12mm x 40mm |
| Fold | Yes |
| Print colour | White print on Green label |
| Text on Label/Tag | DO NOT DISCARD |
Reviews
Always funny.
"These are honestly just hilarious. If I'm honest, I've been a menace to society with these things, they have a really strong stick, so you can put them on basically anything. They're small, so you don't notice them at first, which is great. Great value for the money you get more stickers and you'll ever be able to use. I use them to put them on fruit and make my friends and family laugh."
Alot of pranks to pull with these
"Hilarious gag, and sooo many! Worth it"
Real stickers which makes them even more fun for pranks
"These labels are marketed as funny prank stickers on Amazon but they're actually real stickers that you would find on a prescription bottle or medication container. That makes these perfect for using them for something funny. With 800 labels in the box, the number of things you could put these on is almost endless. They're easy to peel off the roll and they stick pretty well to just about anything. In addition to the wording, I like the graphic on the sticker showing someone's behind which makes it that much better for putting these on something ridiculous. The stickers are a nice compact size but the red color makes them stand out to grab your attention. Definitely worth buying"
Great prank item
"As someone with a silly, immature sense of humor that also used to work as a nurse, I thought these stickers were so funny when I saw them and I had to order them. They are great pranks to put on any long or tube shaped object especially. They are fairly adhesive and sticky and have not come off any surface I put them on so far. The box comes with 800 stickers, so I have a huge supply that will last me a long time and it's gonna be a lot of fun to put these on random things. At the current price of a bit less than $14, I find that to be a decent deal for what you get since there are 800 of them. Overall, these are a fun gag, it comes with a lot of stickers, and is sure to bring laughs wherever you leave them, so I do recommend these silly stickers to others!"
I’ve been putting them everywhere
"I got these because they’re silly. They are definitely silly. They’ve stuck pretty well to most of the hard surfaces in my kitchen including onions. This company is a legit med label maker so that makes it funnier imo especially if this box of stickers is just with your other stationary. And the box is a roll of 800 so this is gonna last me a long time.
These are paper stickers and can get in pretty good contact with super smooth surfaces like steel which then it rips a bit when you try to take it off. It’s not too difficult to take off like any other paper sticker but I probably wouldn’t like it if k had to remove 100 of these. So that’s a reminder to use these sparingly.
We’ve had fun finding silly things to put these on, so I recommend."
These are paper stickers and can get in pretty good contact with super smooth surfaces like steel which then it rips a bit when you try to take it off. It’s not too difficult to take off like any other paper sticker but I probably wouldn’t like it if k had to remove 100 of these. So that’s a reminder to use these sparingly.
We’ve had fun finding silly things to put these on, so I recommend."
the perfect gag gift or accessory
"These were so perfect as a gift for my friend, as it fits his personality perfectly. The stickers are very useful for sticking onto anything and everything. They stick well and you get a large amount of them in the one roll. Incredible gag gift."
If you're brave enough anything can be for rectal use...
"These are great! I put them on my friends tools at the job site. The other workers laughed. It was awesome!
The bright red sticker really stands out and the lettering is highly visible. The butt graphic is great too!
800 stickers are a lot, so you have lots of options. Water bottles, tools, spatulas, anything is for rectal use if you're brave enough!
Great value, these stick (and remove) easily and the size is perfect. The size is accurate for Rx labels.
Five stars!"
The bright red sticker really stands out and the lettering is highly visible. The butt graphic is great too!
800 stickers are a lot, so you have lots of options. Water bottles, tools, spatulas, anything is for rectal use if you're brave enough!
Great value, these stick (and remove) easily and the size is perfect. The size is accurate for Rx labels.
Five stars!"
Practical jokester's dream roll of labels!
"As a long-time fan of subtle office pranks...so I’ve been putting these on staplers and coffee mugs and whatever else I see around the office. The roll is huge with 800 stickers, making them not only a great value, but they look surprisingly professional and the red color of these given nice warning signal, which makes the joke land harder. Just be careful, as the adhesive is very strong and might leave residue on certain surfaces. I'm actually excited to use these for Christmas as well. Yes, I'm immature but, whatever, I have brought about many rolling laughter's and conversations with this role of immaturely used label stickers! Needless to say, these have definitely served their purpose and are functioning better than expected!"
Sold as a prank, medical grade stickers, really sticky.
"had to clean it off with Zippo fluid. Alcohol would not touch it, most people don't have Zippo fluid in their homes. Not a very good value considering you have to go buy some Zippo fluid in order to get the adhesive off of whatever you put it on. I guarantee you your friends will not be happy."
Perfect way to label all of your husbands work tools 👌
"These stickers have been SO MUCH FUN!!
Having a 16 year old son & a blue collar husband, the pranks possibilities are endless - Im SO glad it comes in a roll of 800 stickers!
As soon as these came in the mail, I couldnt wait to find something to use them on. Ended up leaving a few 'easter eggs' in my son's car on my walk in from the mailbox.
Now I am currently labeling all of my husband's work tools.. need to make sure no one at work mistakes one of his tools for theirs!!!
I would probably make sure you "know your audience" before just slapping these on anything.. but if the person youre pranking has a good sense of humor, these are the perfect way to get them. Also, they stick well so if you want it to stay, really rub it on. (& they're fairly easy to pull off if you peel them right away, just in case you dont *want* it to be permanent)
Now I just have to hide them so my husband doesnt steal them to use on his work buddies 😆"
Having a 16 year old son & a blue collar husband, the pranks possibilities are endless - Im SO glad it comes in a roll of 800 stickers!
As soon as these came in the mail, I couldnt wait to find something to use them on. Ended up leaving a few 'easter eggs' in my son's car on my walk in from the mailbox.
Now I am currently labeling all of my husband's work tools.. need to make sure no one at work mistakes one of his tools for theirs!!!
I would probably make sure you "know your audience" before just slapping these on anything.. but if the person youre pranking has a good sense of humor, these are the perfect way to get them. Also, they stick well so if you want it to stay, really rub it on. (& they're fairly easy to pull off if you peel them right away, just in case you dont *want* it to be permanent)
Now I just have to hide them so my husband doesnt steal them to use on his work buddies 😆"
Easy to stick on things without being noticed
"where to begin here.. These are in a box that indicates they're for medical use. The stickers themselves are small enough to hide conveniently in your pocket, and easy enough to unstick that you can pull one out and slap it on something without being noticed. I've gotten in the habit of sticking these on all the cheese boxes at my job. A bit disappointed no one has mentioned them but I'm sure they're being noticed, I've put like 30 of them on those boxes now. Think I'm gonna carry some of these with me the next time I go to the store."
Successful Pranking
"I, like most people, ordered these as a gag gift to prank my coworkers. So far everyone has had a good laugh. The stickers are definitely sticky and might be difficult to get off of some surfaces (so if you don't want to leave a residue, stick it to tape and then put the tape on the item of your choice). This is also a great value, 800 stickers for this price. They are also the perfect size, takes a second look to notice them but then you can't unsee them."
Love this! :')
"I'm probably too old to play these types of pranks, but I am also not sure that I care. I used to have sticker similar to this before and would mess with my daughter all the time (she's in college), but I have no idea where they went since I moved. I got these ones and they fit the bill perfectly. I put one at the bottom of my husbands Stanley and he still hasn't noticed. I get a good chuckle out of it though. I keep them in my purse for when I find the perfect opportunity to use them."
So Funny! Great Value for a Big Roll!
"These are absolutely hilarious! You get a ton of stickers, so the price is totally worth it. They're the perfect size and are easy to use! Me and my husband each take a strip with us as needed and stick them on random things in random places. At home, at work, and sometimes in public. It’s been a whole adventure. The only downside is that they do leave a little residue when you peel them off. It’s not awful and usually comes off with some scratching or rubbing, but they’re definitely not clean peel stickers. Still, totally worth it for the laughs!"
Work well
"These stickers work great. They get looks from everyone. They are just big enough that you notice them, but they are not in the way. The glue they use seems to be of great quality since it sticks very well after it has had a chance to cure. Now my biggest problem is what I am I going to do with this many stickers? you definitely get your money's worth on this number of stickers."
hilarious for harmless prank!
"These “rectal use only” sticker labels are absolutely hilarious! I’m always on the lookout for a good prank that’s inexpensive but delivers big laughs, and these definitely hit the mark. I put them on all of my husband’s Keurig cups, and when he noticed, we both burst out laughing. The stickers are clearly written, bold, and stick really well, and the joke is just unexpected enough to catch people totally off guard in the funniest way. This is the perfect little gag for anyone who appreciates humor that’s silly, harmless, and budget-friendly. Highly recommend for a fun surprise!"
Reactions are way too funny!
"These "Rectal Use Only" stickers with an emoji of a bum on the right side are just as fun and silly as shown in the product description and photos.
Folks seemed to find a great spot on their beer bottle to apply one of these stickers, and had no problems knowing the bottle was theirs, as well as finding that no one was really interested in stealing their beer - way too amusing.
For an inexpensive (currently under $10) novelty item, these stickers have been well worth the price!"
Folks seemed to find a great spot on their beer bottle to apply one of these stickers, and had no problems knowing the bottle was theirs, as well as finding that no one was really interested in stealing their beer - way too amusing.
For an inexpensive (currently under $10) novelty item, these stickers have been well worth the price!"
Hilarious and great quality!
"Absolutely hilarious product! I have stuck them on condiment bottles at restaurants, on the outside of letters and on soap dispensers at bars. They crack up anyone who notices them. I've given some to friends as well. The stickers are very sticky and stay on well. You can rip one of the pieces of cardboard on the box to turn it into a dispenser. I'm so glad I bought these, they're a perfect gag gift to put up randomly."
Hilarious Stickers & Perfect for Pranks!
"These “For Rectal Use Only” stickers are absolutely hilarious and perfect for harmless office pranks or joking around with friends. The bright red design makes them impossible to miss, and the adhesive is surprisingly strong. They stick well to pretty much anything. The box comes with a ton of labels, so they’ll last forever. If you love silly gag gifts, these are a must have!"
Stick well, and kinda evil!
"Oh, man, these are going to be so much fun. They stick well, and there are SO MANY that I have a lifetime of messing with people with these stickers.
I keep thinking of places I need to put these up...I've cut off a length of them to carry around with me."
I keep thinking of places I need to put these up...I've cut off a length of them to carry around with me."
Well made
"I'll admit: I bought these as a joke.
I thought they were a joke product!
Then they show up and they're all official medical in design and looking at the company's other products, they seem to all be actual medical supplies.
In my defense, they DO say "Funny" right there on the title.
Anyway, the stickers are printed clearly and look exactly as they do in the store page's pictures, there's no variation or extra bits printed on them. They're EXTREMELY sticky, they hold really well. I tested a couple to see if they'd leave horrible shredded paper messes behind when I peeled them off and they did not BUT it was really hard to get them started, so I would say use caution in what you stick them too if it's for a prank, maybe put them on some scotch tape or something?
And there's an absurd number of them here. It's a huge roll. I needed like 2 of them, now they're going to last me the rest of my life."
I thought they were a joke product!
Then they show up and they're all official medical in design and looking at the company's other products, they seem to all be actual medical supplies.
In my defense, they DO say "Funny" right there on the title.
Anyway, the stickers are printed clearly and look exactly as they do in the store page's pictures, there's no variation or extra bits printed on them. They're EXTREMELY sticky, they hold really well. I tested a couple to see if they'd leave horrible shredded paper messes behind when I peeled them off and they did not BUT it was really hard to get them started, so I would say use caution in what you stick them too if it's for a prank, maybe put them on some scotch tape or something?
And there's an absurd number of them here. It's a huge roll. I needed like 2 of them, now they're going to last me the rest of my life."
Good quality stickers, let the fun begin!
"The stickers are high quality and they stick well. I got these to use as a joke to label things that would obviously never be intended for use rectally. :) Just walk through a grocery store and stick a few of them around each visit. Toilet brushes, wine bottles, basketballs, etc, etc. Nothing is safe. :) I'm only sad that I can't be there to see people's reactions when they see them, but I have seen one post about my handiwork on local social media groups where people were having a good laugh. Overall just a harmless bit of fun. :)"
Funny
"Funny novelty item. Great for making laughs."
All other stickers lag behind
"There are 800 labels! That can get you banned from a whole lot of stores. They come in a nice roll and have decent adhesive. Perfect to inappropriately label almost anything!"
you know you need them
"I have a whole little bag of fun items I carry with me that only exists to cause mischief. Needless to say, when I saw these I knew I needed to add some to it.
And with 800 in the package, I can share my sick sense of humor with all my friends, who can now go out into the world with me, red stickers tucked away in their backpacks, waiting for the opportunity to present itself.
The little butt drawing is the chef's kiss."
And with 800 in the package, I can share my sick sense of humor with all my friends, who can now go out into the world with me, red stickers tucked away in their backpacks, waiting for the opportunity to present itself.
The little butt drawing is the chef's kiss."
Funny stickers
"Ok I got these as a fun gag. My daughter and I put them on some very interesting things in the grocery store, gas station and anywhere that we thought would be funny. I put one on a can of WD-40 in my friends shop, waiting to see if he noticed yet lol. 800 labels for lots of fun. I'm a retired nurse so I can definitely appreciate the humor lol."
Good stickers
"Funny stickers. Sticks well, hard to remove, which is exactly what i wanted. Printed bold and clean with nice bright color."
Strong adhesive, clearly visible, applies well to any smooth surface
"Since I lack any sort of medical credentials, you are absolutely correct to assume that I just ordered these because I'm a wise guy. Not even a particularly original wise guy in this particular case, but... Funny is funny, we take the humor we can get.
If you have the gift of sight you'll be able to see these (no braille) and they appear well made. On smooth surfaces, will likely stick forever. On less-smooth surfaces, still sticky enough if applied correctly. See picture. Banana for scale."
If you have the gift of sight you'll be able to see these (no braille) and they appear well made. On smooth surfaces, will likely stick forever. On less-smooth surfaces, still sticky enough if applied correctly. See picture. Banana for scale."
So many stickers...so many uses!
"I now have the perfect label for my office pens. People steal my pens on the regular and now I can clearly identify them. These bright red stickers are large enough to be seen clearly. They have a good, clean adhesive on them so they do not leave sticky residue. They are humorous without being offensive. This is a nice big supply so I'm looking forward to adding them to other things around my workplace."
Perfect for any prankster!
"Do you have a gift recipient who likes fun jokes? This is for you—or him or her!
Pens, the printer, fruit, books…you name it and these can stick on it.
Can’t go wrong with this one!"
Pens, the printer, fruit, books…you name it and these can stick on it.
Can’t go wrong with this one!"
Cheeky - but aggressive adhesive!
"Hilarious japes abound! It's a great sticker, clearly printed, and comes on a handy roll of 800!! But be warned - if you're going to use these humorously - the adhesive is not very friendly... If the stickers came off easily with no residue, I'd be sticking these absolutely EVERYWHERE. But unfortunately, I'm going to have to be more selective with my comedy activities so I don't inadvertently upset the recipient. 😭"
Who can tell?
"No one knows if these are real or not until you look really close then BAM!"
Very fun, be mindful where you place them
"PROS
- Hilarious gag with the bright red “Rectal Use Only” text and cheeky bum graphic.
- Comes in a convenient dispenser box for easy peeling and application.
- Strong adhesive, sticks well to mugs, bottles, laptops, and other surfaces.
- Large pack (800 stickers) offers excellent value for pranks, parties, or office fun.
- Durable yet uncoated paper keeps the print crisp and makes stealth pranking easy.
CONS
- Adhesive is strong, so removal can be tricky on some surfaces, be mindful where you stick them.
- Small size might make them less visible on larger items unless placed strategically.
These stickers are a perfect novelty for pranks, office fun, or white elephant gifts. The design is cheeky and memorable, and the strong adhesive ensures they stay put for maximum laughs. Just be careful with placement, as they aren’t always easy to remove. Great value for an 800-count pack.
$13, November 2025"
- Hilarious gag with the bright red “Rectal Use Only” text and cheeky bum graphic.
- Comes in a convenient dispenser box for easy peeling and application.
- Strong adhesive, sticks well to mugs, bottles, laptops, and other surfaces.
- Large pack (800 stickers) offers excellent value for pranks, parties, or office fun.
- Durable yet uncoated paper keeps the print crisp and makes stealth pranking easy.
CONS
- Adhesive is strong, so removal can be tricky on some surfaces, be mindful where you stick them.
- Small size might make them less visible on larger items unless placed strategically.
These stickers are a perfect novelty for pranks, office fun, or white elephant gifts. The design is cheeky and memorable, and the strong adhesive ensures they stay put for maximum laughs. Just be careful with placement, as they aren’t always easy to remove. Great value for an 800-count pack.
$13, November 2025"
Hilarious stickers, super sticky
"Pros:
- Pretty funny!
- There are a ton of stickers on the roll, so you can go wild at the office, stash a strip in your bag, and still have enough left to share with friends for their own pranks.
- Adhesive is strong and actually holds on to smooth stuff like mugs, bottles, laptops, and staplers without curling up at the corners or falling off after a day.
Cons:
- None to report for now.
Current title: For Rectal Use Only Stickers - Funny Red Labels with Bum Graphic - 800 Durable 12mm x 40mm (0.5" x 1.5") Labels on Roll in Dispense Box - Extra Sticky Adhesive Gag Stickers for Office, Friends, Pranks
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- Pretty funny!
- There are a ton of stickers on the roll, so you can go wild at the office, stash a strip in your bag, and still have enough left to share with friends for their own pranks.
- Adhesive is strong and actually holds on to smooth stuff like mugs, bottles, laptops, and staplers without curling up at the corners or falling off after a day.
Cons:
- None to report for now.
Current title: For Rectal Use Only Stickers - Funny Red Labels with Bum Graphic - 800 Durable 12mm x 40mm (0.5" x 1.5") Labels on Roll in Dispense Box - Extra Sticky Adhesive Gag Stickers for Office, Friends, Pranks
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What a gas!
"What a gas these stickers are!!
Just absolutely hilarious to bring along on a grocery shop. So many items that can use these labels, such as english cucumbers or bananas using the most common of examples.
They stick very well, if anything, too well actually! The adhesive is a bit stronger than you'd expect for these types of stickers.
They conveniently come on a roll, though a strip can also be torn off and folded into your pocket as you won't be bringing all of them with you."
Just absolutely hilarious to bring along on a grocery shop. So many items that can use these labels, such as english cucumbers or bananas using the most common of examples.
They stick very well, if anything, too well actually! The adhesive is a bit stronger than you'd expect for these types of stickers.
They conveniently come on a roll, though a strip can also be torn off and folded into your pocket as you won't be bringing all of them with you."
Such Fun
"These are absolutely hilarious. The applications are endless - a great way to prank friends and family and the general public.
This roll of 800 is more stickers than I'll ever be able to use. They're good quality and have good adhesion. The colour is bright and they are glossy. I don't think they're waterproof, but they'll last long enough for some laughs when applied to outside surfaces.
I'll be portioning it out and giving some to a variety of like minded friends so that we can spread the entertainment far and wide.
I would definitely recommend these."
This roll of 800 is more stickers than I'll ever be able to use. They're good quality and have good adhesion. The colour is bright and they are glossy. I don't think they're waterproof, but they'll last long enough for some laughs when applied to outside surfaces.
I'll be portioning it out and giving some to a variety of like minded friends so that we can spread the entertainment far and wide.
I would definitely recommend these."
Great Stickers, Good for a Laugh
"Package arrived undamaged and contained all the items identified on the product page.
A lot of fun, practical joke stickers. Print is solid and legible and there ample glue on the back of each sticker to stick to most things. Good for a laugh"
A lot of fun, practical joke stickers. Print is solid and legible and there ample glue on the back of each sticker to stick to most things. Good for a laugh"
Fun stickers!
"I'd imagine 800 "For Rectal Use Only" stickers would be plenty for lots of hilarious applications. There's probably enough to share!
These have been good for a laugh for sure. Great stocking stuffer for your favorite jokester."
These have been good for a laugh for sure. Great stocking stuffer for your favorite jokester."
Exactly as expected
"There's not a lot to say about these stickers. They're exactly what I expected. They're going to make for some pretty fun times around the office..."
HA!
"They're small, the print is bold, and they're hilarious. If you need a reliable way to spread chaos, this roll is a phenomenal, cheap investment."
Wish the sticker colours better complemented eachother.
"The adhesive is strong and they stick well to almost anything. My only small complaint is the colour.
They’re a darker red, and with the black font/type, they don’t pop as much as I expected. The red/black contrast doesn't work as well as it could. They're both too dark, so one blends into the other in a way."
They’re a darker red, and with the black font/type, they don’t pop as much as I expected. The red/black contrast doesn't work as well as it could. They're both too dark, so one blends into the other in a way."
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